Saturday, March 04, 2006

You Know You Want It...

SEXY FEMALE VOICE OVER:

You want her, but how do you...

(SEXY PAUSE)

tell her?

(YUMMY, LIP-WETTING PAUSE)

You envy her...Secretly, you want to be her.

(BIG, BIG, BIG TIME SEXY PAUSE( IT MAKES YOU HOT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!))

You want to touch her...

(OH, MAN! THIS IS DRIVING YOU CRAZY!!)

But would you ever?

Would you?

Would you DARE...?

This time...the answer is...YES... You can...and you will...


















AGGRESSIVE MALE VOICE OVER:
This week only (or for however long this financial rock hangs from my neck) you can have this beautiful 2000 Chevy Blazer for only $6,999!

That's right! Only $6,999!

It's the deal you've been waiting for at a price you can afford!

And it's right here at Choice Cars and Trucks Inc.! 6946 Guide Meridian, Lynden, Washington!

Stop in or call us at (360) 398-0209! That's (360) 398-0209!

Check us out!

(AND BUY WAYNE'S GODDAMN BLAZER, ALREADY!)

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