Saturday, May 13, 2006

Tired...but getting rested

We got our new bed a couple of nights ago. I'm still tired but I feel better. I should have a new post tomorrow but until then feel free to add some more jokes to my earlier post (below). I like jokes, don't you?

11 Comments:

Blogger Jefferson Davis said...

Hey Wayne, do you want me to bring you anything from the states? Perishable (Mexican Food) items not allowed on the plane buddy. LOL

7:28 pm  
Blogger The Rev said...

Three mice are in a bar drinking whiskey. These mice are three of the strongest toughest mice in the neighborhood. In their drunken stupor, they decide to have a contest to see who the toughest mouse is.

The first mouse downs a shot and says, "Wanna know how tough I am? See that mouse trap over there? I'm gonna run over, set it off on purpose, catch the bar before it comes down over my neck, and bench press it 30 times. That's how tough I am."

The second mouse downs his shot and says, "That's nothin! I'm so tough that I'm gonna take that rat poison over there, grind it up, and snort it up my nose to get high. That's how tough I am."

The third mouse downs his shot... gets up from his stool and starts walking out the door.

The other two mice look at him and say "Hey, where you goin?"

The third mouse says...

"I'm going home to fuck the cat!"

3:11 pm  
Blogger Phil said...

Jefferson - Wayne would like you to bring over something from the States..except it will require you to carry it inside a balloon, which you must swallow.

4:53 pm  
Anonymous Jefferson Davis said...

I suppose that you would have me carry a Cyanide pill between my teeth, just in case I get caught. I don't think so bro. :-)

5:23 pm  
Blogger WOA said...

Well, Jefferson, that knocks a couple of items off my list if you're not willing to carry the cyanide pill... However, some beef jerky wouldn't go amiss...

6:00 pm  
Blogger WOA said...

or sunflower seeds...(wow, my redneck sensibilities are taking over.)

6:00 pm  
Blogger Phil said...

...and one of those seeds will actually be a cyanide capsule.

6:07 pm  
Blogger WOA said...

Now Phil, I'm not saying cyanide is necessarily the way to go. A hefty dose of heroin does exactly the same thing and, from what I hear, you smile more when you kick off...

7:47 pm  
Blogger Phil said...

I just want cyanide to be in some part of this equation.

8:05 pm  
Blogger Jefferson Davis said...

OK-OK, I'll try to stash a cyanide capsule in there somewhere.

Wayne, do you like venison jerky? My stepdad (Rich Dad is what I call him) makes a ton of it each year.

He has 300 acres set aside just for hunting. :-)

12:45 am  
Blogger Jefferson Davis said...

I'm not a big hunter myself, although I have killed a few animals in my day. :-(

12:47 am  

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